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By using StreetFunny.com website (the ‘website’ or ‘StreetFunny.com’ or ‘SF’), you are deemed to have agreed to these terms and conditions of use. SF may change the Terms and Conditions from time to time and at any time (like on God Mode in Contra), and without actual notice to you. All such changes to these Terms and Conditions will appear on the website. By using this website after we post any changes, you agree to accept those changes, whether or not you have reviewed them. If at any time you choose not to accept these Terms and Conditions of use, your only recourse is to immediately discontinue the use of this website and turn off your computer immediately.
ALL OF THE POSTS/HEADLINES AND ANY OTHER MEDIA HEREIN, UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED, ARE COPYRIGHTED BY STREET FUNNY LLC NO PART OF THIS WEBSITE, OR ANY OF THE CONTENT CONTAINED HEREIN, MAY BE USED OR REPRODUCED IN ANY MANNER WHATSOEVER WITHOUT EXPRESSED PERMISSION OF THE COPYRIGHT HOLDER.
This website and any communications service, including the capability to contribute material through the contribution form (each such submission, a ‘Contribution’) chat room, message board, newsgroup, or other interactive service that may be available to you on or through this website (collectively, the ‘Services’) are provided to you solely for entertainment purposes (like those 1-900 numbers). By using the website and Services you agree: (a) to provide true, accurate, current and complete information about yourself as prompted by the subscription form, contribution form and any registration form. If any information provided by you is untrue, inaccurate, not current or incomplete, SF reserves the right to terminate your subscription and refuse any and all current or future use of the Services.
Upload, post, publish, e-mail, reproduce, distribute or otherwise transmit any Content that victimizes, harasses, degrades, or intimidates an individual or group of individuals on the basis of religion, gender, sexual orientation, race, ethnicity, age, or disability;
Upload, post, publish, e-mail, reproduce, distribute or otherwise transmit any information, data, text, music, sound, photographs, graphics, video, messages or other materials, including any Contribution, (collectively, ‘Content’), that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, embarrassing, abusive, harassing, tortious, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, deceptive, fraudulent, contains explicit or graphic descriptions or accounts of sexual acts, invasive of another’s privacy, or hateful;’Stalk’ another;
Harm minors in any way;Impersonate any person or entity, including, but not limited to, a SF official, or falsely state or otherwise misrepresent your affiliation with a person or entity;Forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted to or through the website;Upload, post, publish, e-mail, reproduce, distribute or otherwise transmit any Content that you do not have a right to transmit under any law or under contractual or fiduciary relationships (such as inside information, proprietary and confidential information learned or disclosed as part of employment relationships or under nondisclosure agreements);Upload, post, publish, e-mail, reproduce, distribute or otherwise transmit any Content that infringes any patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright or other proprietary rights of any party;Upload, post, publish, e-mail, reproduce, distribute or otherwise transmit any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, ‘junk mail,’ ‘Spam,’ ‘chain letters,’ ‘pyramid schemes,’ or any other form of solicitation;
Upload, post, publish, e-mail, reproduce, distribute or otherwise transmit any material that contains software viruses, Trojan horses, worms, time bombs, cancelbots, or any other computer code, files or programs designed to interrupt, destroy, or limit the functionality of any computer software or hardware or telecommunications equipment or any other similarly destructive activity, or surreptitiously intercept or expropriate any system, data or personal information; Act in a manner that negatively affects other users’ ability to engage in the website or Services; Engage in any activity that is contrary to or which would adversely affect the purpose or intention of the website or Services, including but not limited to, actually or attempting to manipulate, corrupt or otherwise affect the outcome of the Services, in whole or part, by, among other methods, subscribing another party without their authorization or registering multiple subscriptions under the same or different names; Interfere with or disrupt the Service or servers or networks connected to the Service, or disobey any requirements, procedures, policies or regulations of networks connected to the Service; or Intentionally or unintentionally violate any applicable local, state, national or international law.
You also agree that you will not harvest, collect or store information about the users of this website or the Content posted by others on this website or use such information for any purpose inconsistent with the purpose of this website or for the purpose of transmitting or facilitating transmission of unsolicited bulk electronic mail or communications.
You acknowledge that SF is not responsible for material submitted to SF or posted to the website by users. SF does not pre-screen, monitor, review or edit the Content posted by users. However, SF and its designees have the right (but not the obligation) at their sole discretion to refuse or remove any Content, in whole or part, that, in SF’s judgment, does not comply with these Terms and Conditions or is otherwise undesirable, inappropriate or inaccurate. SF is not responsible for any failure, non-failure or delay in removing such Content. You will remain responsible for the accuracy, copyright compliance, legality, decency, or any other aspect of such submitted material, including any Contribution or part thereof, or other communication to SF. You agree to immediately notify SF of any unauthorized use of the Service or any other breach of security known or suspected by you.
You acknowledge and agree that SF may, but is in no event obligated to, preserve Content and may also disclose Content if required to do so by law or in the good faith belief that such preservation or disclosure is reasonably necessary to: (a) comply with legal process; (b) enforce these Terms and Conditions; (c) respond to claims that any Content violates the rights of third-parties; or (d) protect the rights, property, or personal safety of SF, its users or the public.
You understand that the technical processing and transmission of the website, including your Content, may involve (a) transmissions over various networks; and (b) changes to conform and adapt to technical requirements of connecting networks or devices. SF assumes no responsibility for the deletion or failure to store postings, Contributions or other information submitted by you or other users to the website.
Any or all Content on the website may be purged from time to time in SF’s sole discretion. You acknowledge and agree that Content you view, submit or post is at your own discretion and risk, including any reliance on the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of such Content. You acknowledge that you may not rely on any information, data, text, music, sound, photographs, graphics, video, messages or other materials created by SF or submitted to SF, including Content. You further acknowledge and agree that the views expressed on the website do not necessarily reflect the views of SF, and SF does not support or endorse Content (including any Contribution, whether or not edited by SF or its designee or presented on the website edited or unedited, in whole or in part, or alone or with other content) posted or submitted by you or any User.
The content on this website is intended for entertainment purposes only. Except as expressly permitted, you agree not to use the website for sale, trade or other commercial purposes, and, you may not modify, copy, publish, display, transmit, adapt or in any way exploit the content of the website. Only if you obtain prior written consent from us — and from all other entities with an interest in the relevant intellectual property — may you publish, display or commercially exploit any material from the website. To seek our permission, you may write to us at our address provided below. If permission is granted by us and by all other entities with an interest in the relevant intellectual property, you may not change or delete any author attribution, trademark, legend or copyright notice.
You must abide by all additional copyright notices or other restrictions contained on the website.
In operating this website, SF does not solicit nor does it wish to receive any confidential, secret or proprietary information or other material from you through the website or SF mail and e-mail addresses, or in any other way. Any information or material submitted or sent to SF, will be deemed not to be confidential or secret. By submitting or sending information or other material to SF you represent and warrant that the information is original to you and that no other party has any rights to the material.
User’s Grant Of Limited License
By communicating with SF, including submitting or sending Content, a Contribution or other information or material to the website, you grant SF the royalty-free, unrestricted, world-wide, perpetual, irrevocable, exclusive and fully sub-licensable right and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display such Content (in whole or part), including any information, suggestions, ideas, drawings or concepts contained in such Content, worldwide and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed. Such license includes incorporating a Contribution, in whole or in part, into a SF feature. You will remain responsible for the accuracy, copyright compliance, legality, decency, or any other aspect of such submitted material, including any Contribution or part thereof, or other communication to SF.
You also warrant that any “moral rights” in posted materials have been waived.
You may be able to link to third parties’ websites (”Linked websites”) from the website or any other SF website. Linked websites are not, however, reviewed, controlled, or examined by SF in any way and SF is not responsible for the content, availability, advertising, products or other materials of any such Linked websites, or any additional links contained therein. These links do not imply SF’s endorsement of or association with the Linked websites. It is your sole responsibility to comply with the appropriate terms of service of the Linked websites as well as with any other obligation under copyright, secrecy, defamation, decency, privacy, security and export laws related to the use of such Linked websites and any content contained thereon. In no event shall SF be liable, directly or indirectly, to anyone for any loss or damage arising from or occasioned by the creation or use of the Linked websites or the information or material accessed-through these Linked websites. You should direct any concerns to that website’s administrator or webmaster. SF reserves the exclusive right, at its sole discretion, to add, change, decline or remove, without notice, any feature or link to any of the Linked websites from the website and/or introduce different features or links to different users.
SPECIAL NOTICE: THE LINKED WEBSITES MAY CONTAIN CONTENT AND GRAPHICS THAT CONTAIN SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MATERIAL UNSUITABLE FOR MINORS, OR THAT MAY OTHERWISE BE OFFENSIVE. IF YOU ENTER THESE LINKED WEBSITES, YOU ASSERT THAT YOU ARE OF LEGAL ADULT AGE IN YOUR JURISDICTION TO VIEW SUCH MATERIALS AND THAT THE VIEWING, READING, AND/OR DOWNLOADING OF CONTENT FROM THESE LINKED WEBSITES DOES NOT VIOLATE THE COMMUNITY STANDARDS OF YOUR LOCALITY, CITY, TOWN, COUNTY, STATE, PROVINCE, COUNTRY OR OTHER COMMUNITY TO WHICH YOU BELONG, AND/OR FROM WHICH YOU ACCESS THESE LINKED WEBSITES.
Permission must be granted by us for any type of link to the website. To seek our permission, you may write to SF. We reserve the right, however, to rescind any permission granted by us to link through any type of link, and to require termination of any such link to the website, at our discretion at any time.
All materials contained in this website are the copyrighted property of SF and its affiliates or licensors. As between SF and you, SF is the sole owner of all content on the website, including without limitation, all applicable U.S. and non-U.S. copyrights, patents, trademarks, and trade secrets, and other intellectual property rights thereto. Except as otherwise specifically provided in these Terms and Conditions, you may not download or save a copy of the website or any portion thereof, for any purpose. You may, however, print a copy of individual screens appearing as part of the website solely for your personal, non-commercial use or records, provided that any marks, logos or other legends that appear on the copied screens remain on, and are not removed from the printed or stored images of such screens. All title and intellectual property rights in and to the content of the Linked websites is the property of the respective content owner and may be protected by applicable copyright or other intellectual property laws and treaties.
This website is not intended to be a children’s website, therefore, some of the available information may concern certain topics that may not be appropriate for children. SF may, at its discretion, require users under 18 to obtain the consent of a parent or guardian to view certain content, and SF may limit access to certain content to users above a specified age. You agree to abide by any such restrictions, and not to help anyone avoid these restrictions.
THE WEBSITE AND SERVICES ARE PROVIDED “AS IS,” “WHERE IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE,” WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. WITHOUT LIMITATION OF THE FOREGOING, SF SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIMS ANY AND ALL WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: (i) ANY WARRANTIES CONCERNING THE AVAILABILITY, ACCURACY, APPROPRIATENESS, RELIABILITY, TIMELINESS, USEFULNESS, OR OTHERWISE OF THE CONTENT OF THE WEBSITE OR SERVICES; AND (ii) ANY WARRANTIES OF TITLE, WARRANTY OF NON-INFRINGEMENT, WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. THIS DISCLAIMER OF LIABILITY APPLIES TO ANY DAMAGES OR INJURY CAUSED BY THE website, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION AS A RESULT OF (1) ANY ERROR, OMMISSION, DELETION OR DEFECT IN THE CONTENT, OR (2) ANY FAILURE OF PERFORMANCE, ERROR, OMISSION, INTERRUPTION, DELETION, DEFECT, DELAY IN OPERATION OR TRANSMISSION, COMPUTER VIRUS, COMMUNICATION LINE FAILURE, THEFT OR DESTRUCTION OR UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO, ALTERATION OF, OR USE OF RECORD, WHETHER FOR BREACH OF CONTRACT, TORT, NEGLIGENCE, DEFAMATION OR UNDER ANY OTHER CAUSE OF ACTION. SF DOES NOT WARRANT OR GUARANTEE (1) THAT ANY PORTION OF THE WEBSITE WILL BE FREE OF INFECTION BY VIRUSES, WORMS, TROJAN HORSES OR ANYTHING ELSE MANIFESTING CONTAMINATING OR DESTRUCTIVE PROPERTIES; OR (2) THAT ACCESS TO THE WEBSITE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR-FREE.
SF DOES NOT WARRANT OR MAKE ANY REPRESENTATIONS REGARDING THE USE OR THE RESULTS OF THE USE OF THE MATERIALS IN THIS WEBSITE. YOU (AND NOT SF OR ANY OF ITS AGENTS) ASSUME THE ENTIRE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR OR CORRECTION.
APPLICABLE LAW MAY NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF IMPLIED WARRANTIES, SO THE ABOVE EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.
IN NO EVENT WILL SF, ITS OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, SPONSORS, ADVERTISERS, PARENTS, AFFILIATES, SUCCESSORS OR ASSIGNS, BE LIABLE TO ANY PARTY (i) FOR ANY INDIRECT, SPECIAL, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY OTHER DAMAGES ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE AVAILABILITY, USE, RELIANCE ON, OR INABILITY TO USE THE WEBSITE, EVEN IF SF OR ITS AGENTS SHALL HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES, AND REGARDLESS OF THE FORM OF ACTION, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, TORT, OR OTHERWISE; OR (ii) FOR ANY CLAIM ATTRIBUTABLE TO ERRORS, OMISSIONS, OR OTHER INACCURACIES IN, OR DESTRUCTIVE PROPERTIES OF THE WEBSITE. BECAUSE SOME STATES OR JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR THE LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, IN SUCH STATES OR JURISDICTIONS, SF’S LIABILITY SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.
Upon a request by SF, you agree to defend, indemnify and hold SF, its affiliates, officers, directors and employees harmless from any and all claims, liabilities, costs and expenses, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, arising in any way from your use or misuse of the website or Services, or the uploading, posting, publishing, e-mailing, reproduction, distribution or transmission of any Content or other materials by you or users authorized by you or any violation of these Terms and Conditions by you. SF reserves the right, at its own expense, to assume the exclusive defense and control of any matter otherwise subject to indemnification by you, in which event you will cooperate with SF in asserting any available defense.
We respect the intellectual property rights of others, and require that the people who use the website do the same. If you believe that your work has been copied in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, please forward the following information to the Copyright Agent named below:
Your username, address, telephone number, and e-mail address;
A description of the copyrighted work that you claim has been infringed;
A description of where the alleged infringing material is located;
A statement by you that you have a good faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law;
An electronic or physical signature of the person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the copyright interest; and;
A statement by you, made under penalty of perjury, that the above information in your Notice is accurate and that you are the copyright owner or authorized to act on the copyright owner’s behalf.
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Houston, Texas 77208
Applicable Laws / Jurisdiction
You agree that the laws of the State of Delaware, excluding its conflicts-of-law rules, shall govern these Terms and Conditions. Please note that your use of the website may be subject to other local, state, national, and international laws. You expressly agree that exclusive jurisdiction for any claim or dispute with SF or relating in any way to your use of the website resides in the courts of the State of Delaware, and you further agree and expressly consent to the exercise of personal jurisdiction in the courts of the State of Delaware, in connection with any such dispute and including any claim involving SF or its affiliates, subsidiaries, employees, contractors, officers, directors, telecommunication providers and content providers.
We do not represent that materials on the website are appropriate or available in all geographic locations, and accessing such from certain locations may be illegal and prohibited. Persons who choose to access this website from other locations do so on their own initiative, and we are not responsible for compliance with local laws or other applicable laws. You will not access the foregoing where prohibited by law.
Any inquiries concerning these terms and conditions of use should be directed to our contact form.
If any part of this agreement is held invalid or unenforceable, that portion shall be construed in a manner consistent with applicable law to reflect, as nearly as possible, the original intentions of the parties, and the remaining portions shall remain in full force and effect.
You shall not transfer, assign, sublicense nor pledge in any manner whatsoever, any of your rights or obligations under this Agreement. SF may transfer, assign sublicense or pledge in any manner whatsoever, any of its rights and obligations under this agreement to a subsidiary, affiliate, or successor thereof or to any third party whatsoever, without notifying you or receiving your consent.
If you have any questions about this policy or our website in general, please contact us at info@StreetFunny.com.
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